There is no haiku
Though there is the illusion
Of a haiku here
A Haiku That Is Not Really A Haiku And Knows It Is Not A Haiku
The wit and wisdom of a man who has neither…
There is no haiku
Though there is the illusion
Of a haiku here
James Proclaims! 
Harsh reality is the worst
Keep laughing, It don’t cost nothing
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Sometimes you do have to face reality but I find ignoring it works quite well most of the time
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Reality? An interesting concept
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Hang on, did I take the red or blue pill?
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It’s too late to worry about that now
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Does that also mean
some of your other ‘Haikus’
are not Haikus too
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Near enough all of them, in fact.
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I’m pretty sure that it against the law to use the word haiku in a haiku!
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I operate close to the edge
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There is no spoon.
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Nor any spoonerisms, which is equally disappointing
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