I have no Tifications
And that makes me sad
Because life with no Tifications
Is quite clearly bad
There are no emojions
That could ever quite convey
The true depth of my FOMO
At the lack of tificating on display
I do not like the appsence
Of likes upon my page
And I really cannot comment
On no comments, I just feel rage
But there are no Tifications
And for that I truly weep
Although the appsence of the pinging
Really has improved my sleep
James Proclaims! 
18 responses to “No Tifications”
Try ball-peen repairs for a more permanent fix.
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I think you’ve hammered home your point
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🤯
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You’re so emojional
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Try farcebook and recommend that everyone should have the Covid vaccine. I’m sure you will soon have plenty of Tifications.
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I’m sure that would inject some interest
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Sounds like you’re a Lert!
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When it comes to poetry I’ve always been more of a Byssmal
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No Tifications beat Pon Tifications.
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Or just Tifications?
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I don’t really know what that would mean. Food abstinence (a vacation from tiffin), perhaps?
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Perhaps you’d prefer Jus Tifications?
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Yes! 🙂
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Here’s ho-ping that you get some😁
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I’m co-ping without well enough
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I broke my phone so My wife got me a new one I broke it too She doesn’t understand
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Laugh!! Try It You’ll Like It
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I understand
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But she doesn’t
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