Yet Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

Back to work after Christmas break
It’s all downhill from here
Can’t dress in festive loungewear
Can’t start the day with a beer

My suit is now a little tight
And I really can’t think why
Perhaps I’ll mull it over
While I eat one last mince pie

It seems unfair to be back at work
It just does not feel right
I think it would be better
If I stayed off till twelfth night