Bedroom with a wooden bed, floral bedspread, plants, and a laundry basket overflowing with clothes
This laundry pile, it never ends
The dirty clothes invite their friends
Although some unmatched socks get washed
The pile's resistance remains unquashed

For every load the machine cleans
There seems no shortage of soiled jeans
And underneath like swarming ants
A growing team of underpants

The laundry will not disappear
Laundry is forever here
Unless we disregard the nose
And from now on wear dirty clothes

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Welcome to James Proclaims – a blog that catalogues the whimsy of a man who probably should know better but who seems determined to demonstrate that he doesn’t.

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