After the unprecedented success of James Podclaims Episode 1, which attracted a whole entire listener who wasn’t me, I’m back with Episode 2.

Some people might call me brave, others foolhardy, and even the unwaveringly supportive would probably describe me as wildly optimistic, but I genuinely intend to keep on making these things.

So you don’t need to avoid listening in the event that me having lots of listeners/viewers will give me false hope.

I already have false hope in abundance.

So you might as well give it a listen.

What’s the worst that could happen?

No, seriously. What’s the worst that could happen?

If you can give me an answer to that question, I’ll feature it on a future episode and your ideas will be heard by literally ones of people.

Or possibly still just the one person.

Anyway, both the Spotify version and the YouTube version are embedded below. Although, to be clear, they are actually the same version, so there’s no point in listening to them both.

Unless you want to give me false hope.

But, as discussed, I don’t really need any.

10 responses to “James Podclaims: Episode 2 – Is That Even A Word?”

  1. What’s the worst that could happen? OK, here goes. I start pondering what the worst thing that would happen if I listen to your podcast. I can’t think of anything. Finally, as I am driving down the road I decide it can’t be anything too bad. I decide to give it a try. I pull out my phone to give it a listen. In a moment of distracted driving my car begins to skid on the wet pavement. I try to correct it, but too late. I skid across the road, and crash into the nuclear power plant. My car goes up in flames. The nuclear power plant goes up in flames. A large nuclear explosion occurs. Faulty Russian computer software senses a nuclear explosion, and launches thousands of of old Soviet nuclear warheads towards Seattle. The U.S. responds in kind, the entire global population is annihilated, and nuclear winter ensues. In my last fleeting moments of consciousness I wonder if it was really worth it to listen to that podcast.

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      1. I appreciate your interjections.

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    1. Thank you. You have now contributed to one of the world’s least engaging podcasts. Alas the world did not end but there’s still time.

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  2. I will make a comment before I actually listen to the second episode (I listened to the first one) Because, after reading Dumbest Blogger’s comment I became afraid. Very (little) afraid. But I don’t listen to my phone while driving, so there’s that.

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    1. I think it’s wise to take basic safety precautions when engaging with my content. I’m told it has a powerful soporific effect.

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      1. 🤣🥱😴

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