All I can see is clutter
My house is so full of junk
I don't know what it all is
But my livable space has shrunk

Has someone imported this stuff when
My eye has been off the ball
My house is not equipped for
Keeping and storing it all

How did it all arrive here?
Is it all my fault somehow?
I don't recognise most stuff
But movement's restricted now

We need an urgent clear out
We really need to make space
I can't believe we've permitted
Junk to take over the place

This for example, is what?
Do we need this in our home?
Oh I see! No that's quite good
I like that it comes in chrome

But this is surely useless?
We cannot have use for it
You're right that is quite useful
I'm sure we can make it fit

But this thing is truly awful
Why did we ever buy this
I see, well that explains it
It's clearly more hit than miss

Our home is full of treasure
And there's always room for more
Space is quite overrated
We don't need to see the floor

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Welcome to James Proclaims – a blog that catalogues the whimsy of a man who probably should know better but who seems determined to demonstrate that he doesn’t.