Today will be different
I'll become the new me
I'll start today right
And the world will see

Me at my best
As I start to achieve
Nothing will stop me
Today I believe

I'll work harder and smarter
I'll get super fit
I'll only drink water
And I'll fully commit

To a healthier diet
No more sugar or fat
I'll eat goji berries
Flax seed and all that

Yes today it begins
When I awaken
Well not straight away
Probably after the bacon

One response to “Breakfast of Champions”

  1. Lol! From someone also tempted-

    Well, at least you tried,
    But you must let the diet slide
    At least till after five rashers, pan fried.

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Welcome to James Proclaims – a blog that catalogues the whimsy of a man who probably should know better but who seems determined to demonstrate that he doesn’t.