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I Am So Clever That Sometimes I Don’t Understand A Single Word Of What I Am Saying

Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog where I wow the world with my artistic talents. Of which I have few. Prior…

May 4, 2018

Artist’s Corner, Humour
Films I Watched When I Was Younger – Issue 12: Last Man Standing

1996’s Last Man Standing is one of those movies that, on paper, looks like it should be an absolute winner. Bruce Willis plays the nameless…

May 3, 2018

Humour, review
Desperate Lover

I know I said I’d write A poem about you But I can’t do it now Cos I really need the loo You know that…

May 2, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James Explains Some Stuff That No-one Asked Him To Explain

Welcome back to another James Explains. It’s been a while since I last donned my explaining socks (which are, essentially, just ordinary socks that I’ve…

May 1, 2018

explains, Humour
James’ Shamelessly Nostalgic A-Z Of Cartoon Characters That He Liked As A Child – Part 26: Zummi Gummi

And so we come to the end of our journey. And what a journey it’s been. But, as part of this whole A-Z journey, I’m…

April 30, 2018

Humour, review
Good Intentions, Bad Results

This morning I didn’t shower Because I wanted to exercise And it seemed pointless to shower Before I exercised But the day went on And…

April 29, 2018

Humour, Poetry

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January 16, 2021

A Prosaic Post About Productive Posting And Pretentions Of Prodigious Poetic Performance

According to the Gods of WordPress, this is my 900th post since I started this blog, back in the fifth month of the year that…
January 15, 2021

A Tanka About Why It Is Important To Consider When You Drink

As it is Friday I’ll probably have a drinkI drink on most days So I could not even think Of not drinking on Fridays
January 14, 2021

A Short But Inspiring Poem

If we want to achieve change Everyone must do their bit Everyone except for me Sadly, I’m a hypocrite

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