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A Momentous Day

If the motto of the Brexiteers Is ‘All For Us and None For You’ Then today they’ll tone it down As we begin to say…

March 29, 2017

Humour, Poetry
Outside The Comfort Zone

It finally happened, after nearly three months of following a fairly consistent blogging schedule (longer posts on Monday, approximations of poetry on Wednesdays and a…

March 28, 2017

Artist’s Corner, Humour
The Future Is Bright

The realities of a ‘post-truth’ world Are hard to distinguish from those Of the pre-truth world Worlds where we are bombarded by images Of things…

March 22, 2017

Humour, Poetry
Stuff I Used To Do But Don’t Do Anymore (Or How I’ve Become A Less Interesting Person Over Time): Part 4 – I Read A Book A Week (But Never Dostoyevsky…)

Here we are then at part 4 of my miniseries on stuff I used to be able to claim I did, but now I don’t…

March 20, 2017

Humour, James Proclaims
Super Moodles

Just as the working week was getting a bit too much to handle, Friday has swooped in to save us. Friday is my favourite day for many reasons. Well…

March 17, 2017

Artist’s Corner, Humour
Poetry In (Loco)Motion

I wrote this on a train It was poetry in motion The train was running late Which filled me with emotion The emotion, though, was…

March 15, 2017

Humour, Poetry

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September 29, 2020

A Cinquain About How To Write An Acceptable If Unspectacular Cinquain

Cinquain It has five lines There are other rules too But the main rule is just five lines Simple
September 28, 2020

An Epigram That May Not Actually Be An Epigram

And so to write an epigram To show what a tremendous wit I am High upon the pedestal I sit And you can see I’m…
September 27, 2020

An Ode To Odes

I’m partial to an ode It’s not hard to see why Though it follows a code You only need comply With rules about the rhymes…

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