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The James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 1
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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like… No, My Mistake – It’s Looked Like This For A While…
And so today is the last day of November. Which is a good thing, because November is rubbish. But tomorrow is December. And December is…
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Let’s All Just Take A Moment to Acknowledge My Momentous Achievement
This month I have derided, mocked and otherwise made-fun of various November ‘traditions’. Many of my posts this month have been mock-ups of potential novels…
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Not NaNoWriMo – Part 12
As November draws to a close, so too must my series of not-novels that I won’t be writing for this year’s NaNoWriMo. If you’re actually…
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A Slightly Confusing Metaphor To Illustrate How Utterly Redundant Cyber Monday Is As A Concept.
Sometimes I like to think of Black Friday as the ‘bad guy’ in a second-rate action flick. He’s over-the-top and stupid, but poses a genuine…
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Let’s Make A Day Of It
I enjoy a made-up-day as much as anyone. This month alone we’ve observed ‘World Sandwich Day’, ‘World Television Day’, ‘World Toilet Day’, ‘World Kindness Day’,…
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As if by magic December 2020 is upon us. And so must begin, whether anyone wants it to or not, The Fourth Annual James Proclaims…
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As November 2020 draws to a close, it’s fair to say that even by the pretty low standards normally set by the eleventh month of…
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When writing haikus I use humane practices To count syllables
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