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Calories Are Not Just For Christmas

It’s not that I’m sick of the festive fare But there still seems to be lots of it everywhere And it’s hard to stop eating…

January 3, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James Explains ‘James Explains’

It’s the second day of 2018 and, taking the metaphorical bull of ‘New Year Good Intention’ by its equally metaphorical horns, I’ve decided to do…

January 2, 2018

explains, Humour
Beginning The Journey To A Brand New Me

So 2017 is but a distant memory and now it’s all about 2018. And what better way to start the new year than by making…

January 1, 2018

Humour, James Proclaims
The (Now Traditional) James Proclaims New Year’s Eve Review Of The Year That Was

Well here we are again. The end of another year. A time, if ever there was one, for reflection. Which is something I like to…

December 31, 2017

Humour, review
Impractical But Delightful

I have marshmallow on my face Which is a mild disgrace Though it’s certainly not egg Your understanding I do beg For indeed they are…

December 30, 2017

Humour, Poetry
Truffle Tribulations

Oh expensive box of chocolates I don’t know what to do You’re so very pricey I don’t think I should eat you I’m not sure…

December 29, 2017

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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January 3, 2021

A Haiku About Lessons That Can Be Learned From Father Christmas To Help Ease The January Blues

Christmas is over But like Santa I’ll remain Jolly and quite fat
January 2, 2021

On The Ninth Day Of Christmas…

On the ninth day of Christmas My true love gave to me A reality check, “Christmas is over Now take down the bloody tree!”
January 1, 2021

Resolving To Be Resolute

As is customary on the first day of the year I intend to make some resolutions in order to stop being the rubbish version of…

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