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Responsible Borrowing

Avoided fines by Renewing library books I will never read

May 22, 2016

Humour, Poetry
I Think The Sofa’s Eaten It

Although the week has taken its toll I have chilled beer and snacks in a bowl It is time to unwind But I can’t seem…

May 21, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Pidgin Poetry

Pigeon in the sky Not a poet, nonetheless Makes a fine high coo

May 16, 2016

Humour, Poetry
J’Accuse!

Gym membership is Revolutionizing my life For the wrong reasons

May 15, 2016

Humour, Poetry
The Time I Got Locked In The Toilet

In January 2007 I got locked in a toilet. Not an actual toilet, that would be all kinds of weird. I’ve never seen fit…

May 12, 2016

Anecdote, Humour
Happy Blogiversary To Me!

It’s my Blogiversary Or should it be blogoversary? A google search suggests that either spelling is an acceptable way of describing the anniversary of the…

May 10, 2016

Humour, James Proclaims

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August 18, 2020

The Adequate Blogger Award

Happy Tuesday everyone! I’m super excited today because I’ve been nominated for ‘The Adequate Blogger Award’ by James over at James Proclaims. I just want…
August 17, 2020

The Age Of Envy

I don’t know if it’s a modern phenomenonOr just something that has become more evidentThanks to the prevalence of social mediaBut I’ve noticed that some…
August 16, 2020

The Intent Behind This Poem Could Be Romantic Or It Could Be Laziness. I Like To Think It’s A Little Of Both

I like a hot beverageAlmost any time of dayAnd if it’s not made how I like itI’ll drink it anyway My preference is coffeeBut to…

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