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Self-Respect Is Overrated

Overindulging Achieving very little Perfect Friday night

February 5, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Daybreak Dilemma

Overslept, so choice Between coffee and shower Easy choice to make

January 26, 2016

Humour, Poetry
My Despicable Deadline

Oh deadline, I remember when you were just a speck In the professor’s eye No more threatening Than an ant And look at you now…

January 24, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Going With The Flow

Though I allude to it rarely, I have stated elsewhere on this site that I am, by profession, a teacher. I don’t like to mention…

January 22, 2016

Anecdote, Humour
A Tale Of Bowie, Gatecrashers And Too Much Vodka

A day after posting a poem that laments the fact that I’m too busy to blog, I find myself shirking my not inconsiderable workload in…

January 11, 2016

Anecdote, Humour
A Blog Post, Written In The Form Of A Poem, That Tells You I’m Too Busy To Blog, But Still Might Continue To Blog, To Avoid Doing The Task That I Should Be Doing

I’m busy now Which is a pain It means I must break From blogging again It can’t be helped Though it is a bore But…

January 10, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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