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Busy doing Nothing

ProcrastinationA fine way to pass the timeWhen you have no time

June 1, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Labour-Saving Lifestyle

Cleaning is hard workRevolutionise your lifeChoose squalor instead

May 31, 2016

Humour, Poetry
I Hope It’s Like This On Saturday

Sunshine on TuesdayOften serves to remind meHow much I hate work

May 24, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Responsible Borrowing

Avoided fines byRenewing library booksI will never read

May 22, 2016

Humour, Poetry
I Think The Sofa’s Eaten It

Although the week has taken its tollI have chilled beer and snacks in a bowlIt is time to unwindBut I can’t seem to findThe television…

May 21, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Pidgin Poetry

Pigeon in the skyNot a poet, nonethelessMakes a fine high coo

May 16, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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