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Olympic Inspiration

Watching Olympians Achieving their feats Can be inspirational And truly motivational Maybe in time I’ll use this inspiration To positive Life-changing Effect I’ll pull on…

August 15, 2016

Humour, Poetry
I’m Not Saying I’d Win Gold But…

If eating ice-creamWas an Olympic eventI’d be in Rio

August 14, 2016

Humour
Know Your Limits

Did I really just drink all that wine? Aside from nausea, I’m still feeling fine Now the Bordeaux has gone Bring the next bottle on…

August 13, 2016

Humour, Poetry
The Price of a Birthday Pint

Jeff emptied the contents of his right trouser pocket onto the cheap, faux-pine, laminate and chipboard, coffee table. Spread out before him were a battered…

August 12, 2016

Fiction, Humour
James Complains About Holidays

A few days ago Mrs Proclaims and I returned from our summer holiday. On the whole it was a thoroughly pleasant city break that was,…

August 10, 2016

Humour, James Complains
Badge Of Honour

A few weeks ago I got a letter from my local household recycling centre. I wasn’t expecting them to write to me. I’ve always had…

July 26, 2016

Humour, James Proclaims

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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October 14, 2020

A Daddy Daughter Poem

The following is something that Little Proclaims and I came up with a few weeks ago. It’s more of a performance piece really. I’m not…
October 13, 2020

James Complains About A Man Buying Potatoes (But Not Specifically Because He Was Buying Potatoes)

It’s Sunday morning as I write this (though I think it will likely be Tuesday before I post it) and I am, to put it…
October 12, 2020

A Cinquain About Monday

Monday Most hated day Because of work mainly Bank Holiday Mondays are fine But sparse

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