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Desiccated Driver

Alcohol-free beerHas all of the caloriesAnd none of the fun

November 11, 2025

Humour, Poetry
The Secret Of My Lack Of Success

ProcrastinationDelayed gratificationWithout the delay

November 10, 2025

Humour, Poetry
The Cycle Of Life

I respect cyclistsAnd their right to use all roadsNot on my commute

November 9, 2025

Humour, Poetry
The Secret Of Comedy

My children assertA sentence is less funnyWithout the word poo

November 8, 2025

Humour, Poetry
Parental Viewing Habits

Children are asleepThe TV is mine at lastTo dose in front of

November 7, 2025

Poetry
Mochastalgia

I first drank a mochaccino in the late 1990sIt genuinely blew my mindUntil then I had been contentWith a middle-of-the rangeInstant coffee at homeBold Glend…

November 6, 2025

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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