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  • Remember, remember the 5th of November, for some reason. I can’t remember why. Something about guide forks? I don’t know what a guide fork is…

  • This week I started wearing new clothes to workClothes largely in the style of my other work attireBut newer versions of themNew shoes, new trousers…

  • Oh how we celebrateWhen our small child defecatesIn a plastic potty What makes us so happyIs the absence of a nappyAnd no poo on the…