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A Fireworks Spooktacular
Remember, remember the 5th of November, for some reason. I can’t remember why. Something about guide forks? I don’t know what a guide fork is…
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Sartorial Suspicions
This week I started wearing new clothes to workClothes largely in the style of my other work attireBut newer versions of themNew shoes, new trousers…
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A Poem About Poo
Oh how we celebrateWhen our small child defecatesIn a plastic potty What makes us so happyIs the absence of a nappyAnd no poo on the…
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The Perils Of A Straightforward Shooting Weekend If You Live In A Small Terraced House
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A Post That Acknowledges That I Haven’t Posted Anything For A While, Without Really Offering Much Hope That I Have Any Intention Of Rectifying The Situation In The Near Future.
It’s been a while since last I posted anything on this blog, and mindful of that fact, I shall begin this post with an acknowledgement…
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A Decennial Proclamation
Ten years ago today I wrote my first proclamation on this blog. Well, I sort of did anyway. I certainly published the first post on…
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I used to write poems a lotThen for a while I did notBut I thought I might try againAnd I have decided when Each Friday…
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I’ve been blogging for a while. Over eleven years on this blog for starters, although I did notionally exist before I started writing here, and…
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Weeds are growing fastBut the grass won’t grow as allStill the lawn is green
James Proclaims! 