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The Sick Day Protocol

The resentful growl of the slow moving traffic indicated that the city had grudgingly woken up to Monday with the same collective reluctance shared by…

March 28, 2016

Fiction, Humour
James Complains About Paw Patrol

I’m rarely up early on a Saturday morning. It is usually the day I allow myself a few extra hours in bed after the ravages…

March 26, 2016

Humour, James Complains
Minimal Effort, Maximum Altitude

Pulling my socks upOnly helped me to achieveSlightly higher socks

March 23, 2016

Humour, Poetry
The Most Important Meal of the Day

Some days when I get out of my bedI cannot seem to switch on my headAutopilot is onCommon sense is long goneAnd I just can’t…

March 16, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Rule Wisely

Rulers of the worldCan often be too rigidTape is flexible

March 13, 2016

Humour, Poetry
There’s Madness To My Method

Piles of paper increasing in heightAre beginning to block out the lightIf my desk is a messIt’s a clear sign of stressAnd my sanity has…

March 8, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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A Villanelle About Trying To Write A Villanelle

I wanted to improve my poetry So I tried to write a villanelle I thought it would be easy The first stanza went quite well…

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