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James Complains About The Complexity Of Soup

Today’s diatribe is, as ever, about something trivial and unimportant that doesn’t really have any relevance to my daily existence. Nonetheless, it did dominate my…

August 9, 2015

Humour, James Complains
The Pre-Audition

Chantelle knew she had what it took to be a pop star. It was, as she explained to the young producer, indeed as she’d explained…

August 7, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews a 16kg kettlebell

If like me, you have a track record of buying home fitness equipment and not really using it, then this 16kg kettlebell is just what…

August 6, 2015

Humour, review
‘James Proclaims’ Needs You!

Hello dear readers! There has been talk of late about the tagline of this blog. Most of this talk has come from me. It’s of…

August 5, 2015

Blogging, Humour, vote
A Really Boring Poem

I’m often hungry When I’m bored And I’m often bored It’s said that Only boring people Get bored

August 4, 2015

Humour, Poetry
More About Me

In a controversial move, I’ve decided to redo Blogging 101 – the online blogging course run by WordPress. If you’re a longstanding reader (if you…

August 3, 2015

Blogging, Humour

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June 11, 2020

The Secret Of My Success

I don’t wish to brag So I work really hard at Underachieving
June 10, 2020

Welcome To The New Normal

Welcome to the new normal It’s a bit like the old normal But with a smidgen less freedom A tiny bit less choice And quite…
June 9, 2020

Teams Spirit

There is no ‘i’ in Teams Although there is an ‘i’ in time And when I am in Teams I often feel like I am…

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