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Remnants Of Last Night’s Meal

Last night’s meal was lovely It went down very well But sad to say it’s left behind A less than pleasant smell

August 19, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About The Etiquette Of Waving When On A Boat

I often go on river cruises when I’m on holiday. I’ve been on river cruises in Paris (I technically lived in Paris at the time but…

August 17, 2015

Humour, James Complains
The Deadline

Rufus could barely keep his eyes open, but unhealthy levels of caffeine and sugar were just about preventing him from falling asleep at his desk.…

August 14, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews Sudoku Themed Toilet Paper

What do you get the man who has everything? Probably not Sudoku Loo Roll. He’ll already have some if he’s got everything and no-one needs…

August 13, 2015

Humour, review
The votes are in!

Last week I decided to peer review my tagline. It was quite an exciting day in blogging terms. I created a poll and invited the…

August 12, 2015

Blogging, Humour
No Wind In The Willows

Badger went to call on Fox But Fox had gone to buy some socks Then Badger went to look for Mole But could not find…

August 11, 2015

Humour, Poetry

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June 14, 2020

The Force Is Wrong With This One

Haikus easy are When syntax you care not of And Like Yoda write
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It Could Be Worse…

Staring at four walls I pity those who live in Triangle shaped homes
June 12, 2020

Zooming Away To Another Meeting

I’m in a meeting as I write this. It is, as most meetings are these days, a ‘virtual’ meeting. I’m currently using Zoom. I have…

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