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James Reviews – Fifty plastic money bags

Do you get really stressed when you’re at the checkout, and always pay with a note, even when you’ve got the exact change in your…

July 22, 2015

Humour, review
A Little Less Perspiration

Oh empty deodorant can Why do you sit there On my bathroom shelf Mocking me with your emptiness? I should have thrown you out Several…

July 20, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains – About An Unplanned Nap

No-one loves an afternoon nap more than me. It’s a fundamental part of the working day as far as I am concerned… I jest, of…

July 19, 2015

Humour, James Complains
All Hail King Bromfell

Bromfell saw the village in the distance. It was a welcome sight. He had ridden for many hours and both he and his beloved horse,…

July 16, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews – A Jedi Themed Dressing Gown

This dressing gown is a must have. When you’ve had a tough day fighting Sith lords and Stormtroopers, there’s nothing better than kicking back and…

July 15, 2015

Humour, review
Summer Wardrobe Essentials

Early one morning On a high street like any other Before the retail giants had even begun to yawn I saw a man asleep in…

July 13, 2015

Humour, Poetry

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June 5, 2020

James Explains The Easing Of Lockdown

There were one or two suggestions after my post on Tuesday that I was somehow advocating irresponsible drinking with large numbers of other people in…
June 4, 2020

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow?

As is the case for most people, it has been a while since I had a haircut. Not that this is anything new, I’m more…
June 3, 2020

As Per Our Policy…

There has to be a policy For people to be able to adhere to the policy But it’s a theoretical exercise And no-one reads the…

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