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The Ninth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 3

When 1998’s Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels hit cinemas, it genuinely felt like the arrival of the UK’s answer to Quentin Tarantino. With the…

December 3, 2025

Humour, review
The Ninth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 2

2016’s The Secret Life of Pets is a largely derivative computer-animated movie that might struggle to stand out from the slew of computer-animated movies that…

December 2, 2025

Humour, review
The Ninth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 1

Once again the festive season is upon us and so once again I find myself strangely obliged to produce 24 posts about movies which may…

December 1, 2025

Humour, review
It Was Still November When I Published This Post.

As I write this, I find myself running the risk of not completing the feat of 30 consecutive daily posts throughout November. I am currently…

November 30, 2025

Humour, James Proclaims
Going Viral

November virusSlightly worse than other coldsBecause November

November 29, 2025

Humour, Poetry
The Twelve Days Of Black Fridaymas

I’m slightly obsessed with Black Friday. I don’t wait in anticipation for the amazing unbeatable deals on offer in the ‘events’ that various retailers claim…

November 28, 2025

Humour, Poetry

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The Immersion Loophole

My kids have become zombiesStaring blankly at a screenWatching mindless rubbishThat they’ve already seenI’ve become the fatherI claimed I’d never beTrading their soulsFor some brief…
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Throwback thursday: The Day I Accidentally Became A Poet

Welcome back to another Throwback Thursday. I’m currently still throwing back to 2015, because it turns out I’m quite enjoying visiting my early blogging efforts.…
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Cognitive Offloading

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