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A Lifelong Dream (At Nineteen)

Chantelle knew she had what it took to be a pop star. It was, as she explained to the young producer, indeed as she’d explained…

August 7, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews a 16kg kettlebell

If like me, you have a track record of buying home fitness equipment and not really using it, then this 16kg kettlebell is just what…

August 6, 2015

Humour, review
The Great Tagline Referendum

Hello dear readers! There has been talk of late about the tagline of this blog. Most of this talk has come from me. It’s of…

August 5, 2015

Blogging, Humour, vote
A Really Boring Poem

I’m often hungryWhen I’m boredAnd I’m often boredIt’s said thatOnly boring peopleGet boredI find that expressionUnhelpful to my plightAnd quite boringI’m not boredBecause I lackSufficient…

August 4, 2015

Humour, Poetry
The Second Attempt at Significance

In a controversial move, I’ve decided to redo Blogging 101 – the online blogging course run by WordPress. If you’re a longstanding reader (if you…

August 3, 2015

Blogging, Humour
James Complains About the Most Comfortable Shorts In The World!

It’s a lovely Sunday afternoon as I write this. The sun is shining , the birds are quite possibly singing (I can’t hear any but…

August 2, 2015

Humour, James Complains

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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July 13, 2020

Reflections On The Recent Lockdown By A Man Who Might Be Slightly Inebriated

It will be Monday when I post this but, as I write, it is Saturday afternoon. Little Proclaims and I spent much of this morning…
July 12, 2020

A Rude Awakening

Lazy Sunday start Would be my preference but Toddler disagrees
July 11, 2020

Sunny Side Up

Saturday breakfast Not as healthy as weekdays But so much better

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