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The Fountain of Indifference

Pete looked incredulously at the winged serpenty-lions gushing water into the fountain. According to his online guide, they were supposed to be dragons. But the…

July 31, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews The Tesco Hudl Replacment Charge Board Port Socket Micro USB Port

If, like me, you realised about a year ago that this whole ‘iPad’ malarkey wasn’t just a fad and that maybe technology was starting to…

July 30, 2015

Humour, review
The Revisionist’s Guide to Regret

It’s probably bestWhen reflecting on the pastNot to focus too muchOn what actually happenedWhen a bit of embellishmentAnd some outright liesCan ameliorate the narrativeAnd render…

July 28, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About Monkey Monkey Monkey

You’d never know it to look at me but I’m reasonably fit. Not athletic you understand. I have no actual ability when it comes to…

July 26, 2015

Humour, James Complains
Alice Accepts Her Fate

“You’ve got to live life to the full,” Pete declared, through mouthfuls of chicken and leek pie, “you could get hit by a bus tomorrow…

July 23, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews Fifty Plastic Money Bags

Do you get really stressed when you’re at the checkout, and always pay with a note, even when you’ve got the exact change in your…

July 22, 2015

Humour, review

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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July 10, 2020

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Could write prose today But inferior haiku Tend to get more ‘likes’
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Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog in which I try to pass off rudimentary doodles as art. For the last few…
July 8, 2020

Lose Weight And Feel Great In Three Simple Steps

Hello, I’m James and this is my latest post on a blog I like to call James Proclaims. It’s not really a blog about weight-loss…

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