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A Little Less Perspiration, A Little More Traction Please

Oh empty deodorant canWhy do you sit thereOn my bathroom shelfMocking me with your emptiness?I should have thrown you outSeveral days agoWhen first you stopped…

July 20, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About An Unplanned Nap

No-one loves an afternoon nap more than me. It’s a fundamental part of the working day as far as I am concerned… I jest, of…

July 19, 2015

Humour, James Complains
All Hail King Bromfell

Bromfell saw the village in the distance. It was a welcome sight. He had ridden for many hours and both he and his beloved horse,…

July 16, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews A Jedi Themed Dressing Gown

This dressing gown is a must have. When you’ve had a tough day fighting Sith lords and Stormtroopers, there’s nothing better than kicking back and…

July 15, 2015

Humour, review
Summer Wardrobe Essentials

Early one morningOn a high street like any otherBefore the retail giants had even begun to yawnI saw a man asleep in a doorwayIn the…

July 13, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About People He Doesn’t Like

I think I’m often misrepresented as someone who doesn’t really like other people. I’m overly sarcastic and it’s been suggested more than once that I…

July 12, 2015

Humour, James Complains

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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July 7, 2020

James Complains About Seven Delicious Biscuits

I enjoy a good biscuit as much as anyone. Pre-pandemic, when I used to have to attend meetings in person, I always felt slightly…
July 6, 2020

We’re All On A Learning Journey

Lately I’ve noticed a tendency For so-called celebrities That I have never heard of To apologise for things That I didn’t know they’d done I…
July 5, 2020

Striking A Balance

I do exercise Because life is better when I can eat more cake

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