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Old Christmas Tree

Old Christmas tree, Old Christmas tree!How are thy leaves so plastic!Old Christmas tree, Old Christmas tree,I’m not being sarcastic In the loft in the summertime,I…

December 30, 2023

Humour, Poetry
I’m Not Dreaming of a White Christmas

I’m not dreaming of a white ChristmasJust like the ones I’ve never knownWith my gas bill risingThere’s no disguisingThe last thing that I need is…

December 29, 2023

Humour, Poetry
Have Yourself A Calorific Christmas

Have yourself a calorific Christmas,Take another biteFrom now on,Our slippers will be out of sightHave yourself a lazy little Christmas,Eat the Yule-tide log,From now on,We’ll…

December 28, 2023

Humour, Poetry
Sulking in a Christmas Traffic Jam

Sirens blareAre you listeningIn the lanesDrivers bristlingA depressing sightIt’s crappy tonightSulking in a Christmas traffic jam Gone away is all hope nowHere to stay is…

December 27, 2023

Humour, Poetry
The Day After Christmas

‘Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, Not a calorie was burning, no-one would espouse, Any kind of activity, except watching telly,…

December 26, 2023

Humour, Poetry
The Ninth Annual Christmas Message from James Proclaims

As I write this, some potatoes are roasting in my oven. They are basking contently in olive oil, garlic and rosemary. I’m quietly confident they…

December 25, 2023

Humour, James Proclaims

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March 23, 2025

The Show Must Go On

I started 2025 with some fairly ambitious plans for my blog. Not only was I planning to hit the fairly achievable target of at least…
January 1, 2025

Industrial Resolutions

The bells have tolled, the ball has dropped and in various countries, around the world, people have eaten grapes, carried suitcases a short distance or…
December 31, 2024

The Disposable James Proclaims New Year’s Eve Review Of The Year That Was

And so ends 2024. And what a year it has been. A quick perusal of various news sites suggests quite a lot of stuff has…

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