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A Limerick That Is Self-Deprecating On One Level But Also A Bit Sarcastic On Another Level

My intellectual property Is not worth that much at all to me In the light of its theft I would not be bereft It’s already…

February 21, 2021

Humour, Poetry
A Rapid Rhyme That Continues A Recent Theme About Pandemic Overeating

When I can’t cope I look for hope In empty calories In salted snacks and melted cheese Food gives relief Though not without griefFor the…

February 20, 2021

Humour, Poetry
A Rapid Rhyme About Drinking Beer

Recently I fear I’ve been drinking too much beer Though it might be less risky Than consuming excess whisky It has often been my way…

February 19, 2021

Humour, Poetry
A Poem That Is Intentionally Boring

This poem is quite boring This poem’s not interesting This poem is monotonous This poem is tedious This poem is repetitious This poem is repetitiousThis…

February 18, 2021

Humour, Poetry
A Rapid Rhyme About Poor Lifestyle Choices For Which I’m Making The Current Pandemic A Scapegoat

Oh we’re still in lockdown three Yearning to be free But you won’t find me whinging Instead I’ve started binging Boxsets, booze and food Whatever…

February 17, 2021

Humour, Poetry
A Rhyme That Is Relying On Its Dissimilarity To Other Poetic Forms In Order To Justify Its Existence

Today I have nothing of worth to say But it appears that I’m saying it anyway And when I have nothing to convey Bad poetry…

February 16, 2021

Humour, Poetry

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December 24, 2022

The Sixth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 24

It’s Christmas Eve again, and therefore time once more to bring an end to my annual Christmas Countdown of films that are a bit Christmas(ish).…
December 23, 2022

The Sixth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 23

2019’s Jumanji: The Next Level is the sequel to 2017’s Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, which is, in itself, both a reboot and sequel of…
December 22, 2022

The Sixth Annual James Proclaims Advent Calendar of Christmas(ish) Films – Door 22

2020’s Wonder Woman 1984 may not be as good as 2017’s Wonder Woman but it’s by no means the worst entry in the DC Extended…

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