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James Complains About A Man Buying Potatoes (But Not Specifically Because He Was Buying Potatoes)

It’s Sunday morning as I write this (though I think it will likely be Tuesday before I post it) and I am, to put it…

October 13, 2020

Humour, James Complains
A Cinquain About Monday

Monday Most hated day Because of work mainly Bank Holiday Mondays are fine But sparse

October 12, 2020

Humour, Poetry
A Sunday Poem

According to 80s hit ‘Manic Monday’ (Performed by The Bangles but written by Prince) Sunday is a ‘fun day’ Perhaps when juxtaposed with Monday Sunday…

October 11, 2020

Humour, Poetry
A Haiku About Not Living Life To The Full

Weekends are always Full of opportunities And I squander them

October 10, 2020

Humour, Poetry
A Haiku About The Futility Of Optimism

That Friday feeling A sense of hope just before A vapid weekend

October 9, 2020

Humour, Poetry
The September Sessions – 4 of 9

I almost didn’t manage to post anything today, which would have been a shame, given that I’m only a day away from matching my best…

October 8, 2020

Artist’s Corner, Humour

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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January 5, 2022

A Rapid Rhyme That Claims (Somewhat Unconvincingly) Not To Be About Christmas

This poem is not about Christmas So please don’t mistake it for that I’m already back into ‘work mode’ And considering being less fat No…
January 4, 2022

Yet Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

Back to work after Christmas break It’s all downhill from here Can’t dress in festive loungewear Can’t start the day with a beer My suit…
January 3, 2022

Another Rapid Rhyme About The Denouement Of Christmas

So we’ve reached the end of Christmas (Well we’re there or thereabouts) And somehow I’ve survived Though at times I had my doubts But as…

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