Category: Humour
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Now the world has again gone berserk It is no longer ok to lurk Within public places Or see friendly faces But it is still…
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As I write this, it is Sunday morning, but due to my propensity to write my posts slightly in advance of the day I publish…
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I don’t know what a vember is but it matters very little because we are officially in the one month of the year when they…
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Today is Halloween. I don’t much care about Halloween most years, so it seems unlikely that I will that bothered about it this year. But…
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I firmly believe That standards must be maintained Even low standards
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We are, once again, at that time of the week when I post a picture produced by my daughter, with her washable felt tip pens,…
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I wake up early In order to seize the day Most days still escape
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Diets Some are healthy But they seldom taste good Unhealthy food tastes much better Eat well
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I wrote this today Unless you are reading this On another day
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I like watching sport I find it more compelling Than breaking a sweat
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I like Saturday Whatever happens today I won’t be at work
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Hello art fans, it’s once again that time of the week when I try to pass off something my toddler drew with her washable felt-tip…
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In recent weeks I have passed quite a few significant milestones in my life. The milestones are, of course, metaphorical. I haven’t passed any real…
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There are some who may not know it But I don’t claim to be a poet And though I sometimes write in verse I can…
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This a poem for Monday Although I wrote it on Sunday It is not an especially fun day It’s not my scheduled run day It’s…
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Muesli? You amuse me Why would I eat that? I’m as healthy as a lion Albeit one that’s fat I have no need to change…
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I enjoy weekends But a five:two work/life split Seems to lack balance
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Here we are, once again, at the bit of my blog that is devoted to the showcasing of ‘art’ produced by my two-year-old daughter. I…
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The following is something that Little Proclaims and I came up with a few weeks ago. It’s more of a performance piece really. I’m not…
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Monday Most hated day Because of work mainly Bank Holiday Mondays are fine But sparse
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According to 80s hit ‘Manic Monday’ (Performed by The Bangles but written by Prince) Sunday is a ‘fun day’ Perhaps when juxtaposed with Monday Sunday…
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Weekends are always Full of opportunities And I squander them
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That Friday feeling A sense of hope just before A vapid weekend
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I almost didn’t manage to post anything today, which would have been a shame, given that I’m only a day away from matching my best…
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I tell my child not to jump on the bed Instead she prefers to jump on my head She has the most adorable toes Though…
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You survive Monday Only to discover that Tuesday’s even worse
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There are very few things in life That give the same level of strife As the metaphorical pain Caused by a whole weekend of rain
James Proclaims! 