Category: Humour
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I enjoy a riddle as much as anyone, but you won’t find one here. Certainly…
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Happy September everyone! It’s not actually September as I write this, but I am planning on posting this on the first day of September. Because,…
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The laugh of a childA charming sound but betterDuring daylight hours
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Hello bloggers and bots, it’s James here, off of the multi-award nominated blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I’ve been at this blogging malarkey for over five years…
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Hello fellow bloggers, bots and the unlikely but still plausible person who reads this and is neither a blogger nor a bot. Today I’d like…
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Haikus on FridayAre tonally more upbeatThan Monday haikus
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Welcome to another Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog where I have handed over my incredibly influential and important digital platform to showcase the…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. This is my 757th post on this particular blog. I thought it was going to…
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At this difficult time, it is easy to forget those less fortunate than ourselves, but here at The James Proclaims Foundation, we refuse to abandon…
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Sleep like a babyAt inconvenient timesAnd rarely at night
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So rare once upon a timeNow in plentiful supplyYour absence was a real crime It never made much sense whyYou vanished from all the storesScarcity…
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My phone may be smartBut it can’t do the dishesWhich is unhelpful
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Oh threadbare socks upon my feetWhat gripping stories could you tell?To hear them would be such a treatI bet they intrigue and compelYou have been…
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Hello and welcome to a very special Artist’s corner. As you will know if you read last week’s powerful and moving piece, I am no…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog ‘James Proclaims’. You may have clicked on this post on the basis that the title suggests it…
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Happy Tuesday everyone! I’m super excited today because I’ve been nominated for ‘The Adequate Blogger Award’ by James over at James Proclaims. I just want…
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I like a hot beverageAlmost any time of dayAnd if it’s not made how I like itI’ll drink it anyway My preference is coffeeBut to…
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Heatwave and toddlerImproved my understandingOf the word fatigue
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Welcome to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog where I post quite a rubbish picture that I have drawn and pretend that it is…
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The picture above is of Dipsy. On the off-chance you’ve never come across him before, Dipsy is a Teletubby, off of the TV show ‘Teletubbies’.…
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The last thing I wanted to do today was upset you But I’ve been feeling quite stressed Because I’ve had so much to do A…
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Welcome to James Proclaims – I would like to offer our sincere thanks to you for choosing to further your reading experiences here. You are…
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There are many hours I spend Watching boxsets on my screen Though I don’t know to what end Because I can’t say that I’m keen…
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You would rather be producing prose That is not how blogging always goes If you don’t have much time And you know how to…
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Welcome back to another ‘Artist’s Corner’, the bit of my blog where I publish some crudely drawn cartoons and pretend that they are art. Recently…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. Recently I started writing posts with ‘click-bait’ titles. It was sort of an experiment to…
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It’s not like me to use misleading titles for my posts. Apart from when it is. And I fear I may have done just that…
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