Category: Humour
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October is here With it are the first signs that Winter is coming So the rational response Is to binge-watch Game of Thrones
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At first glance the title of this post looks like it might be a clever play on a fairly common idiom. But it isn’t really…
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In recent times I’ve been posting my two-year-old daughter’s artistic endeavours on my blog on a Thursday. But this week I’ve switched to Wednesday. This…
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And so to write an epigram To show what a tremendous wit I am High upon the pedestal I sit And you can see I’m…
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Although I am tired I still managed to write this Perhaps unwisely
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When condemning tanks As just brutal war machines One often forgets The fact that tanks also make Some lovely homes for goldfish
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Hello and welcome back to ‘Artist’s Corner’, the bit of my blog that is currently paying tribute to the peerless artistic talents of my 2-year-old…
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When trying to rhyme, it isn’t a crime To use the same word twice Or thrice or quatrice Quatrice is not a real word But…
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Some people dislike Overly long poetry I understanza
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Hello people who read this blog. I hope you are well. I’m writing this on Sunday evening, although this post, if I finish it, will…
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Is there a vessel More noble than the tankard From which to drink beer? It does seem doubtful because Most glasses have no handle
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Failure is just a Self-fulfilling prophesy So it’s all your fault
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Hello and welcome to a very special edition of ‘Artist’s Corner’. You join me as I witness the creation of a masterpiece. Little Proclaims has…
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Last week I disappeared from the blogosphere for a few days. You may not have noticed. Why would you? I’m not a blogger of any…
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Today I lacked a muse There was nothing to inspire I searched the room for cues To lift me out the mire But of writer’s…
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I drink less beer now But my toddler ensures that Hangovers endure
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Late nights and parties Were once my weekends but nowI doze in a chair
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Hello and welcome to Artist’s Corner. Regular readers will know that, of late, this has been the bit of my blog on which I have…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. Every Wednesday, for the last few months, I have been writing disingenuous posts with click-bait…
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For the last five years, little has been known about the mysterious figure behind the multi-award nominated blog, ‘James Proclaims’. Apart from the blog posts…
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Back in June I wrote a post called My Toddler Thinks I’m An Idiot. Essentially I recounted how my wife and I were attempting to bring…
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A problem if shared Is not always cut in half Sometimes it doubles
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Often when time flies Certain assumptions are made But deadlines aren’t fun
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Hello and welcome to another Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog that I’m currently loaning out to my two-year-old daughter so that she has…
James Proclaims! 