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Drinking more water
Is the golden rule
Stay hydrated
And stay cool

Don’t drink coffee
It’s not the same
It won’t help
Which is a shame

Water is good
But not much fun
And doesn’t pair well
With a nice choux bun

So if hydration’s your thing
It’s what water does
But it doesn't match coffee
For the instant buzz

3 responses to “Why Water Fails The Pastry Test”

  1. Yeah, water’s overrated. And decaffinated.

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  2. Lots of fun. 🤣😎🙃

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  3. […] Friday is my poetry (but not haiku) day. And this week I wrote a poem about drinking water. Which ma… […]

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