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Why Water Fails The Pastry Test

Drinking more water
Is the golden rule
Stay hydrated
And stay cool

Don’t drink coffee
It’s not the same
It won’t help
Which is a shame

Water is good
But not much fun
And doesn’t pair well
With a nice choux bun

So if hydration’s your thing
It’s what water does
But it doesn't match coffee
For the instant buzz

6 responses to “Why Water Fails The Pastry Test”

  1. obbverse Avatar
    obbverse

    Yeah, water’s overrated. And decaffinated.

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      It’s good for making coffee, but that’s the only use I have for the stuff.

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    Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

    Lots of fun. 🤣😎🙃

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    1. James Avatar
      James

      And calories ideally.

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      1. Mr. Ohh's Sideways View Avatar
        Mr. Ohh’s Sideways View

        The more calories the better!! 🤣😎🙃

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