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Films I Watched When I Was Younger – Issue 12: Last Man Standing

1996’s Last Man Standing is one of those movies that, on paper, looks like it should be an absolute winner. Bruce Willis plays the nameless…

May 3, 2018

Humour, review
Desperate Lover

I know I said I’d write A poem about you But I can’t do it now Cos I really need the loo You know that…

May 2, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James Explains Some Stuff That No-one Asked Him To Explain

Welcome back to another James Explains. It’s been a while since I last donned my explaining socks (which are, essentially, just ordinary socks that I’ve…

May 1, 2018

explains, Humour
James’ Shamelessly Nostalgic A-Z Of Cartoon Characters That He Liked As A Child – Part 26: Zummi Gummi

And so we come to the end of our journey. And what a journey it’s been. But, as part of this whole A-Z journey, I’m…

April 30, 2018

Humour, review
Good Intentions, Bad Results

This morning I didn’t shower Because I wanted to exercise And it seemed pointless to shower Before I exercised But the day went on And…

April 29, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James’ Shamelessly Nostalgic A-Z Of Cartoon Characters That He Liked As A Child – Part 25: Yumi

Sometimes you just have to ask ‘Y’. But ‘Y’ rarely offers an answer. ‘Y’ is just a letter. But it is a letter that can,…

April 28, 2018

Humour, review