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The Most Important Meal of the Day

Some days when I get out of my bedI cannot seem to switch on my headAutopilot is onCommon sense is long goneAnd I just can’t…

March 16, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Rule Wisely

Rulers of the worldCan often be too rigidTape is flexible

March 13, 2016

Humour, Poetry
There’s Madness To My Method

Piles of paper increasing in heightAre beginning to block out the lightIf my desk is a messIt’s a clear sign of stressAnd my sanity has…

March 8, 2016

Humour, Poetry
An Undertaking Of Sorts

Mrs Proclaims and I live in quite a nice bit of town. We didn’t realise it was an especially nice bit of town when we…

March 7, 2016

Humour, James Proclaims
The Weekend’s Achilles Heel

I love the weekendBut it would improve withoutSunday evening

March 6, 2016

Humour, Poetry
The Art of Nodding

I’m sorry that I didn’tRead that report you wroteIn terms of how to spend last nightIt didn’t get my voteI had a pleasant eveningWent to…

March 4, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 6: The Window Men
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Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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August 30, 2020

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Hello bloggers and bots, it’s James here, off of the multi-award nominated blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I’ve been at this blogging malarkey for over five years…
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James Explains How To Comment

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A Friday Haiku

Haikus on FridayAre tonally more upbeatThan Monday haikus

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