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James Complains About People Who Just Stop In Front Of Him To Use Their Phones

I could have made this post about the horrors of having hiccups. Because I have hiccups as I’m writing this. But I didn’t know I…

August 31, 2015

Humour, James Complains
To The Manor, Forlorn

“We’re definitely lost,” Sally groaned as the path yielded yet more seemingly identical trees, “Let’s just go back.” “We’re not lost,” argued Matt irritably, “if…

August 29, 2015

Fiction, Humour
Outstandingly Ordinary

Why is being average Never quite enough? Why must we always strive To be a cut above? If everyone is better Than what we call…

August 26, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About Unnecessary Seat Allocation

About a week ago Mrs Proclaims and I went to see Jurassic World. It was an odd thing for us to do as we were…

August 24, 2015

Humour, James Complains
Carpe Diem in the 24-7

The vulgar chime of the shop door announced her arrival. Darren didn’t know her name. He knew that she worked in a nearby office. He…

August 22, 2015

Fiction, Humour
Culinary Consequences

Last night’s meal was lovely It went down very well But sad to say it’s left behind A less than pleasant smell The garlic, herbs…

August 19, 2015

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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