Category: Poetry
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Oh nasal spray though art So wonderful to me I take you at day’s start To ease my allergy And with your magic mists I…
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The first month of the year is not great After Christmas we’re all overweight And we try to be good Cos we know that we…
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It is hard to believe but it’s true There is still so much food to get through It’s delightful to taste Can’t let it go…
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I should improve my diet I’d probably lose some weight I might look slightly better Could end up feeling great I don’t lack the will…
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When self-improvement Seems a bit too difficult Shamelessly give up
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If I had three wishes I’d really like to believe I’d wish for peace on Earth All suffering, I’d relieve But if I’m really honest…
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Mightier than the sword Is the noble pen An idea that is flawed Every now and then For I’d rather have a blade If attacked…
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Occasionally I like to put together a medley of things other people wrote into what is commonly known as a ‘Found Poem’. I didn’t invent…
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Watching Olympians Achieving their feats Can be inspirational And truly motivational Maybe in time I’ll use this inspiration To positive Life-changing Effect I’ll pull on…
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Did I really just drink all that wine? Aside from nausea, I’m still feeling fine Now the Bordeaux has gone Bring the next bottle on…
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I sit in the dark Because turning on the lights Requires me to get out of my chair Which seems like a lot of effort…
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Sometimes I look like I’m working hard Paying each task I have due regard But an observant view Will reveal it’s not true My work…
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ProcrastinationA fine way to pass the timeWhen you have no time
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Cleaning is hard workRevolutionise your lifeChoose squalor instead
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Sunshine on TuesdayOften serves to remind meHow much I hate work
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Avoided fines byRenewing library booksI will never read
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Although the week has taken its tollI have chilled beer and snacks in a bowlIt is time to unwindBut I can’t seem to findThe television…
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Pigeon in the skyNot a poet, nonethelessMakes a fine high coo
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Gym membership isRevolutionizing my lifeFor the wrong reasons
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Sometimes when I am illI opt to take a pillTo alleviate my sufferingBut I try not to readOr indeed pay any heedTo the label on…
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When it comes to being modestI really am the bestI am so self-effacingThat I outshine the restFew could be as unassumingLess desiring flatteryMy metaphoric trumpetIs…
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Pulling my socks upOnly helped me to achieveSlightly higher socks
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Some days when I get out of my bedI cannot seem to switch on my headAutopilot is onCommon sense is long goneAnd I just can’t…
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Rulers of the worldCan often be too rigidTape is flexible
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Piles of paper increasing in heightAre beginning to block out the lightIf my desk is a messIt’s a clear sign of stressAnd my sanity has…
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I love the weekendBut it would improve withoutSunday evening
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I’m sorry that I didn’tRead that report you wroteIn terms of how to spend last nightIt didn’t get my voteI had a pleasant eveningWent to…
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Think outside the boxDo something differentlyFail miserably
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Meetings rarely thrillBut can be brightened up byWell-chosen biscuits
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It’s important to understand If I complain about workIt’s not that I hate my jobAnd I’m really not one to shirkIndeed I sometimes enjoy itBut…
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Online retail isA more convenient routeTo buyer’s remorse
