Category: Poetry
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Oh dirty mug Tea-stained and forlorn How long have you sat there Unwashed Perchance unloved? And though my need is great For a beverage warm…
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Oh nasal spray though art So wonderful to me I take you at day’s start To ease my allergy And with your magic mists I…
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The first month of the year is not great After Christmas we’re all overweight And we try to be good Cos we know that we…
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It is hard to believe but it’s true There is still so much food to get through It’s delightful to taste Can’t let it go…
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I should improve my diet I’d probably lose some weight I might look slightly better Could end up feeling great I don’t lack the will…
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When self-improvement Seems a bit too difficult Shamelessly give up
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If I had three wishes I’d really like to believe I’d wish for peace on Earth All suffering, I’d relieve But if I’m really honest…
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Mightier than the sword Is the noble pen An idea that is flawed Every now and then For I’d rather have a blade If attacked…
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Occasionally I like to put together a medley of things other people wrote into what is commonly known as a ‘Found Poem’. I didn’t invent…
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Watching Olympians Achieving their feats Can be inspirational And truly motivational Maybe in time I’ll use this inspiration To positive Life-changing Effect I’ll pull on…
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Did I really just drink all that wine? Aside from nausea, I’m still feeling fine Now the Bordeaux has gone Bring the next bottle on…
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I sit in the dark Because turning on the lights Requires me to get out of my chair Which seems like a lot of effort…
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Sometimes I look like I’m working hard Paying each task I have due regard But an observant view Will reveal it’s not true My work…
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Procrastination A fine way to pass the time When you have no time
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Cleaning is hard work Revolutionise your life Choose squalor instead
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Sunshine on Tuesday Often serves to remind me How much I hate work
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Avoided fines by Renewing library books I will never read
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Although the week has taken its toll I have chilled beer and snacks in a bowl It is time to unwind But I can’t seem…
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Pigeon in the sky Not a poet, nonetheless Makes a fine high coo
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Gym membership is Revolutionizing my life For the wrong reasons
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Sometimes when I am ill I opt to take a pill To alleviate my suffering But I try not to read Or indeed pay any…
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When it comes to being modest I really am the best I am so self-effacing That I outshine the rest Few could be as unassuming…
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Pulling my socks up Only helped me to achieve Slightly higher socks
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Some days when I get out of my bed I cannot seem to switch on my head Autopilot is on Common sense is long gone…
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Rulers of the world Can often be too rigid Tape is flexible
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Piles of paper increasing in height Are beginning to block out the light If my desk is a mess It’s a clear sign of stress…
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I love the weekend But it would improve without Sunday evening
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I’m sorry that I didn’t Read that report you wrote In terms of how to spend last night It didn’t get my vote I had…
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Think outside the box Do something differently Fail miserably
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It’s important to understand If I complain about work It’s not that I hate my job And I’m really not one to shirk
James Proclaims! 