Though I might seem enthusiastic
Technology is quite fantastic
Yes my phone is so cool
It’s a wonderful tool
For tweets that are vaguely sarcastic
Festively Fragile in February
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A head cold never brings me much cheer
Regardless of the time of the year
I feel lost in my head
And my nose is bright red
So I look like a famous reindeer.
Leafing Through My Dinner
The first month of the year is not great
After Christmas we’re all overweight
And we try to be good
Cos we know that we should
But there’s way too much green on my plate!
Where There’s No Will There Is Wine
Perhaps I have too little will
But I will have another refill
For though Christmas has past
The red wine seems to last
And I’m starting to feel rather ill
Too Much Food And Too Much Information
It is hard to believe but it’s true
There is still so much food to get through
It’s delightful to taste
Can’t let it go to waste
Though I won’t stray too far from the loo
Know Your Limits
Did I really just drink all that wine?
Aside from nausea, I’m still feeling fine
Now the Bordeaux has gone
Bring the next bottle on
If I’m conscious then I won’t decline
Never Judge A Duck By It’s Cover
Sometimes I look like I’m working hard
Paying each task I have due regard
But an observant view
Will reveal it’s not true
My work ethic is quite the canard
I Think The Sofa’s Eaten It
Although the week has taken its toll
I have chilled beer and snacks in a bowl
It is time to unwind
But I can’t seem to find
The television remote control
Don’t Skip Breakfast
Some days when I get out of my bed
I cannot seem to switch on my head
Autopilot is on
Common sense is long gone
And I just can’t function till I’m fed
There’s Madness To My Method
Piles of paper increasing in height
Are beginning to block out the light
If my desk is a mess
It’s a clear sign of stress
And my sanity has taken flight
