Spamaletto

The more observant among my regular readers will have noticed that I’ve been writing a lot of poetry over the last week or so. It’s mainly because I’m doing yet another WordPress course and this one is called Writing 201: Poetry. Everyday I’ve been writing a different kind of poem and thus far I’ve attempted the following poetry styles – Haiku, Acrostic, Prose, Limerick and Ode.

It all seems to be going to plan, but I thought I’d better offer a bit of an explanation to today’s effort as the task was to put together a ‘Found’ poem.

So I decided to use extracts from my ‘Spam Comments’ folder.

I think you’ll agree that there is a lot of wisdom contained within…

Spamaletto

High-end brands have better resale worths
Than their garden-variety counterparts, but
They also tend to set you back more.
My insurance policy covers a leasing for
Thirty Days only so I merely altered my leasing
Some states require that you finish an original form
You require look no additionally if you’re looking
Firstly, as explained above, the plan is flawlessly fit.
This post is priceless. How can I find out more?
Fantastic beat ! I would like to apprentice at the same
I have been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast offered shiny transparent idea
Promotion cost until 14th February 2010 … completely reduced
The first in a series of 3 funny as well as
On-line dating stories concerning my close friend Sara.
Kindly additionally talk about with my internet site
I really loved the usual info an individual supply on your guests?
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  18 comments for “Spamaletto

  1. October 12, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    Bit weird but I’m no poet

    Liked by 1 person

    • October 12, 2015 at 9:02 pm

      I don’t think this demonstrates any poetic skill on my part and it’s more than a bit weird, but in my defense all I did was copy and paste weird stuff that other people wrote…

      Liked by 1 person

  2. October 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    This made me laugh 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

    • October 12, 2015 at 9:03 pm

      I’m glad because that is literally the only purpose that it could possibly serve…

      Liked by 1 person

      • October 12, 2015 at 9:37 pm

        Well hey, not everything needs a purpose 😉 As demonstrated by those spam artists!

        Liked by 1 person

      • October 12, 2015 at 9:53 pm

        Indeed. It was certainly fun to cobble together.

        Liked by 1 person

  3. October 12, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Funny idea.

    Liked by 1 person

    • October 12, 2015 at 9:04 pm

      I think I might have stolen the idea off someone else so I can’t really take credit for it.

      Like

  4. October 12, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    This is so great! What a creative use of spam! Bravo!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. October 12, 2015 at 10:43 pm

    Great idea for a short story, inspired by spam

    Liked by 1 person

  6. October 13, 2015 at 12:00 am

    A spammy poem! Or poetic spam? Either way, I like it. Different and entertaining.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. October 13, 2015 at 6:59 am

    That’s a really cool take on the found poem! I love it when semi-nonsensical marketing language suddenly reveals its poetic side.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. October 14, 2015 at 5:21 am

    ya da man…funny

    Liked by 1 person

  9. October 14, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    I feel like there’s a hidden code in there somewhere…. the secret of life?

    Liked by 1 person

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