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Sick Day

The resentful growl of the slow moving traffic indicated that the city had grudgingly woken up to Monday with the same collective reluctance shared by…

March 28, 2016

Fiction, Humour
James Complains About Paw Patrol

I’m rarely up early on a Saturday morning. It is usually the day I allow myself a few extra hours in bed after the ravages…

March 26, 2016

Humour, James Complains
Perhaps I’ve Misunderstood…

Pulling my socks up Only helped me to achieve Slightly higher socks

March 23, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Don’t Skip Breakfast

Some days when I get out of my bed I cannot seem to switch on my head Autopilot is on Common sense is long gone…

March 16, 2016

Humour, Poetry
Rule Wisely

Rulers of the world Can often be too rigid Tape is flexible

March 13, 2016

Humour, Poetry
There’s Madness To My Method

Piles of paper increasing in height Are beginning to block out the light If my desk is a mess It’s a clear sign of stress…

March 8, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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July 31, 2020

A Clumsy Limerick About Having Too Much Work To Do

That Sinking Feeling This limerick is something I wrote In work when trying to stay afloat My quest for buoyancy Meant metaphorically Because I’ve never…
July 30, 2020

Mouse

Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog in which I peddle the same material week after week in the hope that no-one…
July 29, 2020

Revealed: Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Coffee

Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I like coffee. I drink quite a lot of it and I’m something of a…

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