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A Tale of Two Cities, Three Houses, and the 2012 Olympics

It’s easy to be cynical about the Olympics if you want to be. Stories of drug cheats, athletes behaving badly, and excessively sycophantic media coverage…

August 20, 2016

Humour, James Proclaims
Put It All Out There

Occasionally I like to put together a medley of things other people wrote into what is commonly known as a ‘Found Poem’. I didn’t invent…

August 18, 2016

Humour, Poetry
James Reviews ‘The Rentokil Advanced Fly Trap Window Sticker’

There are no flies on me. Literally. There were yesterday though. It’s unseasonably hot in the UK at the moment. I mean it’s summer so…

August 17, 2016

Humour, review
Olympic Inspiration

Watching Olympians Achieving their feats Can be inspirational And truly motivational Maybe in time I’ll use this inspiration To positive Life-changing Effect I’ll pull on…

August 15, 2016

Humour, Poetry
I’m Not Saying I’d Win Gold But…

If eating ice-creamWas an Olympic eventI’d be in Rio

August 14, 2016

Humour
Know Your Limits

Did I really just drink all that wine? Aside from nausea, I’m still feeling fine Now the Bordeaux has gone Bring the next bottle on…

August 13, 2016

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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September 29, 2020

A Cinquain About How To Write An Acceptable If Unspectacular Cinquain

Cinquain It has five lines There are other rules too But the main rule is just five lines Simple
September 28, 2020

An Epigram That May Not Actually Be An Epigram

And so to write an epigram To show what a tremendous wit I am High upon the pedestal I sit And you can see I’m…
September 27, 2020

An Ode To Odes

I’m partial to an ode It’s not hard to see why Though it follows a code You only need comply With rules about the rhymes…

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