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A Soaking Wet Tale of Professionalism

Though I allude to it rarely, I have stated elsewhere on this site that I am, by profession, a teacher. I don’t like to mention…

January 22, 2016

Anecdote, Humour
A Tale Of Bowie, Gatecrashers And Too Much Vodka

A day after posting a poem that laments the fact that I’m too busy to blog, I find myself shirking my not inconsiderable workload in…

January 11, 2016

Anecdote, Humour
The Procrastinator’s Creed

I’m busy nowWhich is a painIt means I must breakFrom blogging againIt can’t be helpedThough it is a boreBut I must completeSome other choresRest assuredWhen…

January 10, 2016

Humour, Poetry
A Wednesday Haiku: The Mid-Week Slump

Less than half way thereAt sunrise but by sunsetLess than half to go

January 6, 2016

Humour, Poetry
My New Year Resolutions That I’ll Definitely Be Sticking To

Tradition dictates that because it’s the beginning of a new year, I must make lots of pledges to change my way of life, even though…

January 1, 2016

Humour, James Proclaims
James Reviews 2015, Just In Case Nobody Else Remembered To Do It

Well it’s the last day of 2015 and that calls for some kind of review of the events of the past 12 months. I’m probably…

December 31, 2015

Humour, review

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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August 21, 2020

A Stupid Ode To My Socks

Oh threadbare socks upon my feetWhat gripping stories could you tell?To hear them would be such a treatI bet they intrigue and compelYou have been…
August 20, 2020

Much A-Blue About Something

Hello and welcome to a very special Artist’s corner. As you will know if you read last week’s powerful and moving piece, I am no…
August 19, 2020

The Insurance Industry Doesn’t Want You To Know About This Simple Life Hack Which Could Save You Thousands

Hello, I’m James and this is my blog ‘James Proclaims’. You may have clicked on this post on the basis that the title suggests it…

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