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Opening The Bottle

I wanted one glass But drank five more to avoid Pricey vinegar

September 2, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About People Who Just Stop In Front Of Him To Use Their Phones

I could have made this post about the horrors of having hiccups. Because I have hiccups as I’m writing this. But I didn’t know I…

August 31, 2015

Humour
To The Manor, Forlorn

“We’re definitely lost,” Sally groaned as the path yielded yet more seemingly identical trees, “Let’s just go back.” “We’re not lost,” argued Matt irritably, “if…

August 29, 2015

Fiction, Humour
Outstandingly Ordinary

Why is being average Never quite enough? Why must we always strive To be a cut above?

August 26, 2015

Humour, Poetry
James Complains About Unnecessary Seat Allocation

About a week ago Mrs Proclaims and I went to see Jurassic World. It was an odd thing for us to do as we were…

August 24, 2015

Humour, James Complains
In Convenience

The vulgar chime of the shop door announced her arrival. Darren didn’t know her name. He knew that she worked in a nearby office. He…

August 22, 2015

Fiction, Humour

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June 17, 2020

No Cats Were Harmed In The Writing Of This Poem

It’s not that I don’t appreciate Innovative ways of doing things I’m certainly no advocate For always doing The tried and tested I’m all for…
June 16, 2020

An Overly Long Post About An Underwhelming Return To Running After Quite A Few Years Of Not Running

Note – I started writing this on Sunday, but didn’t get around to finishing it until today. So every reference to ‘today’, with the exception of…
June 15, 2020

Renaissance

It has been a difficult time For everyone And the world might have changed now Beyond all recognition It is more than possible That things…

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