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A Christmas Message From James Proclaims
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature was stirring… Except for an overweight bloke, dressed in red and filling…
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James Reviews the 2015 Marks and Spencer Chocolate Advent Calendar
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The Mystery of the Misdelivered Greeting
Neither Mrs Proclaims nor I are particularly good at remembering to send Christmas cards. In the past we have bought cards to send, made a…
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James Complains About The Demise Of His Smart Phone And The Relative Lack Of Inconvenience This Has Caused
It seems like only a few weeks ago that I was ‘celebrating’ the fact that I had written my very first blog post via the…
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The £1.30 Triumph
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Triumphant, Irrelevant, and Tired
Happy Cyber Monday! Words to warm even the coldest of hearts as November draws to a close. Not some dystopian vision of a future in…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my blog, ‘James Proclaims’. I enjoy a riddle as much as anyone, but you won’t find one here. Certainly…
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Happy September everyone! It’s not actually September as I write this, but I am planning on posting this on the first day of September. Because,…
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The laugh of a childA charming sound but betterDuring daylight hours
