Category: Humour
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A exciting opportunity has arisen for a creative, results focused and ambitious Content Writer who can take direction from written or spoken ideas and convert…
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That Sinking Feeling This limerick is something I wrote In work when trying to stay afloat My quest for buoyancy Meant metaphorically Because I’ve never…
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Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog in which I peddle the same material week after week in the hope that no-one…
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This blog has become Overly reliant on Incessant haiku
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Stuck in traffic jam Screaming toddler in the back Was lockdown so bad?
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It is officially mandatory to wear face-masks in some places in the UK as of today. It was already mandatory to wear them on public…
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Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog in which I pretend that fairly rubbish drawings are actually art. Lately I’ve been posting…
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Just five years ago I was a mess, like you probably are. I was failing at life and I didn’t know why. Then one day…
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Never love Mondays But find them tolerable When I’m not in work
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I like a cold beer But I drink responsibly I eat breakfast first
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I like good coffee But some mornings I find that Bad coffee will do
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This year’s holiday Not the dream destination Easy journey though
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Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog that, of late, has being playing host to some innovative collaborative art projects put together…
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Do you remember 90’s heartthrob Vincent Montcetti, star of teen comedy ‘Saved By The Prince’? It seems unlikely because I just made him up. And…
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Oh paperback of little worth Why I bought you I do not know Within your plot there is a dearth Of a hint of narrative…
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It will be Monday when I post this but, as I write, it is Saturday afternoon. Little Proclaims and I spent much of this morning…
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Lazy Sunday start Would be my preference but Toddler disagrees
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Saturday breakfast Not as healthy as weekdays But so much better
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Welcome back to Artist’s Corner, the bit of my blog in which I try to pass off rudimentary doodles as art. For the last few…
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Hello, I’m James and this is my latest post on a blog I like to call James Proclaims. It’s not really a blog about weight-loss…
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Lately I’ve noticed a tendency For so-called celebrities That I have never heard of To apologise for things That I didn’t know they’d done I…
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I do exercise Because life is better when I can eat more cake
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Happy 4th July everyone! Today is officially Independence Day in the UK! What’s that? July 4th is Independence Day in the United States? No, that…
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The other day I overheard two colleagues Disparaging another colleague (Behind that colleague’s back) For being overweight It irritated me For several reasons Not least…
James Proclaims! 