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Magic Penguin And The Third Character

One afternoon Magic Penguin and Fat Giraffe were imbibing alcoholic beverages in the Shoe and Phone, as was their way, when in walked Stupid Donkey.…

January 21, 2018

Humour, Magic Penguin
A Super Day Out

Tony drained the last few dregs of the tea that represented the culmination of that morning’s breakfast. Not the healthiest of breakfasts, he was bound…

January 20, 2018

Fiction, Humour
Can Can

Alacrity in aluminium, a pot of positivity, if you need a tin who is tenacious, a receptacle that’s resolute, a jar that will get…

January 19, 2018

Artist’s Corner, Humour
Films I Watched When I Was Younger – Issue 3: The Fugitive

It’s a valid criticism of modern cinema that much of the current output comes in the form of sequels (and indeed prequels), or remakes/reboots of…

January 18, 2018

Humour, review
Coping With Stress

It’s best not to ponder All of your fears That way lies madness It’ll all end in tears Beating stress is quite simple A doddle…

January 17, 2018

Humour, Poetry
James Explains Hot Dogs Amongst Other Things

It’s Tuesday and according to my not-very-strictly-observed blogging schedule, today is the day I explain things. It may well be things that people have asked…

January 16, 2018

explains, Humour

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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January 12, 2021

James Explains The Rules For ‘Lockdown 3’

We’re roughly a week into to what the cool kids are calling ‘Lockdown 3’ in England and there appears to be continuing confusion about what…
January 11, 2021

A Matter Of Fact

Sometimes a fact can be attacked for being inexact But it is, in fact, inexact to claim that a fact is inexact For then it…
January 10, 2021

A Cinquain About How Sundays Aren’t What They Used To Be For Some Reason

Sunday A day of rest Maybe breakfast in bed But if you live with a toddler Less so

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