Category: Humour
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Apparently today is ‘World Sandwich Day’. Well, to be fair it only seems to be a major retailer of submarine-roll based meals that is declaring…
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Yesterday I wrote about how growing a moustache is something you can do to help you get through the atrocious month that is November. But…
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So it’s November, a month that is genuinely hard to love. It’s cold, dark and miserable. It’s like December but without Christmas. Yes there are…
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Today is All Hallows Eve, or Halloween as it known in some circles. It’s a day which overwhelms me with terror. Though it is not…
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If you’ve clicked on this expecting a well-thought out classification of all the different chocolate bars available in the UK then you’ll be sadly disappointed.…
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A few weeks ago, in order to maintain a regular blogging schedule, I committed to regularly writing short posts about ‘not very much’, instead of…
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I like a cup of coffee I enjoy a mug of tea But a thermos filled with Bovril Is really not for me It’s not…
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They look forward to Events they record on screens But don’t remember
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Sometimes, when I can’t think of anything to write about, I write about the fact that I can’t think of anything to write about. It’s…
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It’s already five past eight I’m running rather late I overslept this morning Ignored alarm clock’s warning Had no time to eat my toast Now…
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It’s the first Monday in September and like many teachers I’m obliged to go back to work after a six-week hiatus. Obviously, I expect very…
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In these troubled times we need strong and stable leadership. We need consistency. In any given situation we need a guidance on what the best…
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Today I read a book A novel set in space It depicted the bleak end Of the human race It was set in future times…
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I was slightly nervous about posting this week’s oeuvre for ‘Artist’s Corner’. It might be a touch controversial. I can imagine some people might get…
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“Just one more,” is my mantra As I near my breaking point Just one more and I can rest And ease my creaking joints Breathless,…
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I’m in work as I write this. Which might seem a bit naughty, because one should never use work time for blogging and I absolutely…
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It’s Friday, which is the day that, when I can be bothered, I post something that I claim is art, even though it really isn’t.…
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Oh hallowed throne of relaxation I sit here in shallow content Though there may be some procrastination That wasn’t my intent For while I may…
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Ok, it’s been a while since I did a ‘James Complains’, so just a reminder that nothing here is to be taken too seriously. There…
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Welcome to another ‘Artist’s Corner’, the regular feature on my blog, which imaginary critics are calling “absolutely pointless” and “the worst thing I’ve ever seen…
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For the sake of context I should point out that I wrote this a week and half ago when I was still very much on…
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The number ’99’ is surprisingly ubiquitous. One shy of the more well-rounded ‘100’, ’99’ could well have been lost in the shadows of its more…
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This is a great poem With good words Big words The best words It’s a great, great poem Believe me And together we’re going to…
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Hello people of the blogosphere. I’m back after something of an unplanned hiatus from the world of blogging. I wasn’t sure what to write about…
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Hello people who read my posts. Today is a very exciting day for two reasons, both of which pertain to this very blog. Firstly, it’s…
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So apparently it’s on Time for Corbyn versus May Though I’m fairly sure that Farron Will want to have his say But will anybody listen…
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Where did Tess go? I hear she’s doing quite well Despite fears induced by a shift In prices blamed on continental drift But she returned…
James Proclaims! 