While I’m not a great believer in making New Year’s Resolutions, they always seem like too good an opportunity for frivolous blog content for me to ignore them. So every year I do publish an annual list of things I intend to do to become a better person, even though I have no intention of doing any of them. They’re mostly silly, but my predictions for 2020 were horrifyingly accurate given that I really only meant them as a joke.