As the parent of a small child, I’m not unfamiliar with a children’s story or two. My daughter has a voracious appetite for literature. I mean quite literally, as I’ll often find her nibbling on a book.
Although she does appear to be growing out of that phase and enjoying books for their content too.
And I like reading them to her.
To be honest, I’m increasingly becoming a fan of books that are aimed at younger people. They have a lot of advantages over the books I normally read.
For starters, there are significantly fewer words, which means that when I pick one up and start reading it, I generally do always finish. This, alas, is not always the case for the books that are aimed at someone of my age.
Also there are pictures. It’s so much easier and more fun to read a book with pictures in it. Why does that stop when you get older?
Mainly though, I like books aimed at little children, because they are, for the most part, hugely entertaining.
Some make me laugh out loud.
Check out the ‘Oi Frog’ series of books by Kes Gray and Jim Field and I guarantee you will laugh multiple times.
Other favourites (of mine, though my daughter generally likes them too) would have to include ‘Wonkey Donkey’, ‘There’s a Monster in your Book’ and ‘Superworm’.
It occurs to me, however, that some of the books that I read with my daughter might have a slightly irresponsible message in these corona-times.
So I’ve taken the liberty of updating some of the ‘classics’ in order to make them more compliant with a world of social-distancing and ‘self-isolation’.
We’re Not Going On A Bear Hunt
We’re not going on a bear hunt
We’re not going to catch a big one
What a beautiful day
We’re quite scared
Uh Uh! Government Advice!
Alarming, disarming government advice!
We can’t go over it
We can’t go under it
We’ll just have to stay in and self-isolate!
The Tiger Who Didn’t Come To Tea
Once there was a little girl called Sophie, and she was having tea with her mummy in the kitchen.
Suddenly there was a ring at the door.
Sophie’s mummy said, “I wonder who that can be,
It can’t be the milkman because demands for that service have resulted in them refusing to accept new customers.
And it can’t be the boy from the grocer because you can’t book a home delivery slot for love nor money
And it can’t be Daddy because he isn’t a key-worker, so he’s already at home.
We’d better open the door and see.”
Sophie opened the door, and there was a big, furry, stripy tiger. The tiger said, “Excuse me, but I’m very hungry. Do you think I could have tea with you?”
Sophie’s mummy said, “I’m sorry, but due to the government’s policy on social-distancing, we can’t have anyone around for tea.”
The tiger nodded and said, “of course, I completely understand.”
And he left.
The Socially Responsible Gruffalo
A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good
But because the fox was adhering to advice on social-distancing, he didn’t interact with the mouse and instead returned promptly to his underground house.
And the same thing happened with the owl and the snake.
So the mouse didn’t meet anyone
Until he happened upon the Gruffalo
But the Gruffalo and the mouse also adhered to social-distancing etiquette
So they didn’t speak to each other.
And both also promptly returned to their homes
Once they’d had their daily allocation of exercise.