Zooming Away To Another Meeting

James Proclaims (4)


I’m in a meeting as I write this. It is, as most meetings are these days, a ‘virtual’ meeting. I’m currently using Zoom. I have also used Teams quite a lot. I don’t like either very much.

I’ve never written a blog post in a meeting before, however, as there are 42 people in this meeting and no-one can see or hear me, due to the fact that my camera and microphone are switched off,  I thought it would be a better way of spending the time, rather than actually listening.

I’ve also ‘left’ the meeting to make multiple hot beverages, while still, as far as anyone knew, remaining ‘in the room’.

The meeting has been going on for 45 minutes and is showing no signs of ending any time soon, certainly not within the advertised time span. Hardly any of the agenda items pertain to me. In fact none of them directly pertain to me, but there were a couple of bits that were vaguely useful for me to know about in an abstract way. Those agenda items have long since passed. However, in that respect, this is no different to how these meetings tend to work in ‘real life’.

I can’t write a blog post in the real meetings though.

But I can in this.

I’ve certainly found writing it more diverting than listening to the various people who have been permitted to have their microphones on during the meeting.

Except for the bit when one of the more senior members of staff was struggling with a poor internet connection and sounded a bit like a broken robot. Mainly because people were telling him they couldn’t hear him properly but he also couldn’t hear them so he kept going on and on and people were clearly getting quite vexed by the whole thing.

I enjoy the vexation of others as long as the source of their vexation is not vexing to me. Which this wasn’t.

But in general I do find meetings to be vexing, and virtual meetings are possibly more vexatious than real life meetings.

Some virtual meetings require me to be an active and engaged participant. They are the worst.

This one didn’t though, so I can hardly be blamed for not giving it my full attention.


  33 comments for “Zooming Away To Another Meeting

  1. June 12, 2020 at 1:46 pm

    Meetings – ALL meetings – are the work of the devil.

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  2. June 12, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    You should probably keep a weather eye on the proceedings, however.
    “And Mr. Proclaims, what do you think?”
    “I think it’s a splendid idea and we should start immediately.”
    “Well, you’ll start closing your department by phone this afternoon, then.”
    “Wait. What?”

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    • June 12, 2020 at 3:55 pm

      I don’t think anyone knows what I do so it seems inconceivable that they would ever ask me to stop doing it…

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  3. June 12, 2020 at 3:19 pm

    I was in a two hour Zoom meeting yesterday and kept my camera and mike off for most of it, which is much better than being in a live meeting where you have to look slightly alive. I always make sure I turn my mike on once in a while and laugh at something or comment so that people know I’m attending instead of gardening or surfing the internet, which of course, I NEVER do;-)

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    • June 12, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      If I participate at all, it’s by typing something in the comments bit. Normally just to confirm I can’t hear that person either…

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      • June 12, 2020 at 4:03 pm

        Ooh, using the chat–great idea!

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      • June 12, 2020 at 4:34 pm

        Yeah good idea. Some people will think you were the most engaged person there.

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      • June 12, 2020 at 7:08 pm

        It never hurts to let them believe you care

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  4. June 12, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    I’m sorry. Did you say something?

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    • June 12, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      No it was probably just the cat I don’t own

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  5. Mrs ESTJ
    June 12, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Once recently (pre lockdown) I put down my headphones, popped to the supermarket to get some lunch, came back and resumed the meeting and nobody ever knew I was gone. I dread the times when you’re she’d a question though and you realise that you haven’t been listening at all. 😂

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    • Mrs ESTJ
      June 12, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      Asked not she’d… thanks autocorrect!

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    • June 13, 2020 at 10:26 am

      To be fair the question thing happens to me in ‘real life meetings’, when I’ve been in the room the whole time. Still kudos to you on the supermarket trip. I’ll admit to leaving the room during a virtual meeting, but I’ve never left the building…

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      • Mrs ESTJ
        June 13, 2020 at 10:38 am

        Some meetings just force you into a day dream!

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  6. June 12, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Nice. They’re totally unaware of the sleeping elephant in the zoom. Modern communication at its best.

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    • June 13, 2020 at 10:27 am

      Sadly, I sometimes think they are aware and they just don’t care…

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  7. June 12, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    45 minutes? That’s nothing. My husband is a Fed. They have zoom meetings every Thursday that last hours…. and they accomplish absolutely nothing except seeing what everyone’s home office looks like.

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    • June 13, 2020 at 10:28 am

      It was 45 minutes when I started blogging, it went on a fair bit longer in the end. But your husband’s meetings do sound worse.

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      • June 13, 2020 at 11:34 am

        He works for the government….. everything is worse.

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  8. June 13, 2020 at 12:07 am

    My husband zooms every day, multiple times in a day, like all day long. Can’t understand how anyone can be productive if they have to be in meetings all day.

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    • June 13, 2020 at 10:29 am

      I have literally sat in meetings during which we review the objectives of the last meeting, realise no-one has achieved any of their targets and then reset the same objectives again in the ridiculous hope that one day someone might actually do something…

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  9. June 13, 2020 at 11:44 am

    I have to attend a virtual team meeting every week. It’s a complete waste of time — an hour to confirm that everything is the same this week ads it was last week — but I wouldn’t want to risk wondering off for a drink because there is always the chance that someone might ask me a question.

    So I sit there, muted and half listening, while I point my browser at chess.com for the best part of an hour.

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    • June 13, 2020 at 11:50 am

      I pick and choose the meetings when I need to pay attention. But when there are over ten people I always think it’s a box-ticking exercise and the organisers just want us to listen and not to participate at all. I’m sure they don’t really care if we’re there at all. They just like us to sign in so they can cross our names off the list…

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      • June 13, 2020 at 12:02 pm

        I have attended plenty of meetings where someone just sits in front of us (or shares their screen these days) and reads off a series of PowerPoint slides. And mostly we spend an hour being told what could have been said in a five minute email.

        The problem I have is that I’m the technical guy. So if someone does ask a question or people start discussing an actual issue there is always a risk that someone will turn around and ask me if their idea is possible.

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  10. June 13, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    It’s sort of like when you doze off or your mind wanders off to other worlds during real-life meetings but this time you actually GET to get up and do all the things you want to do! 😛

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    • June 14, 2020 at 9:55 pm

      As long as you stay ‘logged in’, theoretically you can do whatever you like, but I’d never have the nerve to stray too far…

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  11. June 14, 2020 at 1:22 pm

    The struggles of our times, man.

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    • June 14, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      Has anyone ever struggled more?

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