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A Really Boring Poem

I’m often hungryWhen I’m boredAnd I’m often boredIt’s said thatOnly boring peopleGet boredI find that expressionUnhelpful to my plightAnd quite boringI’m not boredBecause I lackSufficient…

August 4, 2015

Humour, Poetry
The Second Attempt at Significance

In a controversial move, I’ve decided to redo Blogging 101 – the online blogging course run by WordPress. If you’re a longstanding reader (if you…

August 3, 2015

Blogging, Humour
James Complains About the Most Comfortable Shorts In The World!

It’s a lovely Sunday afternoon as I write this. The sun is shining , the birds are quite possibly singing (I can’t hear any but…

August 2, 2015

Humour, James Complains
The Fountain of Indifference

Pete looked incredulously at the winged serpenty-lions gushing water into the fountain. According to his online guide, they were supposed to be dragons. But the…

July 31, 2015

Fiction, Humour
James Reviews The Tesco Hudl Replacment Charge Board Port Socket Micro USB Port

If, like me, you realised about a year ago that this whole ‘iPad’ malarkey wasn’t just a fad and that maybe technology was starting to…

July 30, 2015

Humour, review
The Revisionist’s Guide to Regret

It’s probably bestWhen reflecting on the pastNot to focus too muchOn what actually happenedWhen a bit of embellishmentAnd some outright liesCan ameliorate the narrativeAnd render…

July 28, 2015

Humour, Poetry

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Episode 11: Workplace Paranoia
Episode 10: Maintaining the Least Commercially Viable Option
Episode 9: One Long Pointless Take
Episode 8: Home From Home
Episode 7: Thank You For the Music

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