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Blogging 101: Class Dismissed

Well it’s day 15 of blogging 101 and we’ve made it. Just one more task to complete and I can become an officially licensed blogger.…

June 26, 2015

Blogging, Humour
Blavatars, Widgets, and World Domination

IIt’s been a refreshing two days of not gently mocking the rudimentary online learning programme that is ‘Blogging 101’, yet my last two posts were,…

June 25, 2015

Blogging, Humour, James Proclaims
The Minutes of the Meeting

Brian drained the last of his tea and looked desirously at the chocolate hobnobs that were, infuriatingly, just out of reach. Geoff leaned over and…

June 24, 2015

Fiction, Humour
In Defense of Humpty

This is Humpty. You might know him better as Mr. Dumpty. But I call him Humpty, because we’re on first-name terms. Humpty and I have…

June 23, 2015

Anecdote, Humour
The 41% Problem: A Manifesto for the Final Week

It’s the final week of ‘Blogging 101’. Five more days of following an entirely optional course about blogging and being unnecessarily sarcastic about the whole…

June 22, 2015

Blogging, Humour
A Highly Audited Father’s Day Message (363 Words Remaining)

Mandatory Editorial Disclosure In the 363 words that follow this disclaimer, there are exactly: 210 words of insincerity for comic effect. 22 words of heartfelt…

June 21, 2015

Humour, James Proclaims

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Episode 6: The Window Men
Episode 5: Turkish Delight
Episode 4: An Empty House
Episode 3: A Maid By Any Other Name
Episode 2: Is That Even A Word?

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