Category: Humour
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February is a short month Even when it’s long But if you think that brevity Makes it easier, you’re wrong February is still quite hard…
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Is it ironic That I would not read a blog That’s mostly haikus?
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I must have gone insane I’m jogging again It seems a bit perverse There’s a voice inside my brain Telling me to train My conscience…
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Despite recent tub-thumping about vaccine supplies I for one have not taken my eyes off the prize For when this will be over, we are…
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People who click ‘like’ When I write rubbish haikus Are the ones to blame
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On days when it rains I often think to myself I don’t much like rain
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When I exercise I may release endorphins But they aren’t grateful
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Sometimes my blog posts Improve when I edit them But this one did not
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Look coolBuy clothes that are Overpriced at half price Though can any label improve Self-worth?
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Misinformation Can easily cause you to Miss Information
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Dear IT support Thanks for your reply It didn’t really help In fact it made me cry I know how to send emails And I…
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“Do you want to build a snowman?” a young Anna sings plaintively to her older sister, Elsa, secure in the knowledge that this offer will…
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New you Eat less, get fit Make healthier choices Soon you’ll find that you have become Hungry
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Strongly held beliefs Are not, in and of themselves, Proof that you are right
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When tasks Seem like too much Do one bit at a time And soon you’ll find that you’ve achieved Not much
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Did we really have This many meetings back when Meetings needed rooms?
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According to some, today is Blue Monday. ‘Blue Monday’ is the pseudoscientific name often attributed to the third Monday in January, which is purported to…
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According to the Gods of WordPress, this is my 900th post since I started this blog, back in the fifth month of the year that…
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As it is Friday I’ll probably have a drinkI drink on most days So I could not even think Of not drinking on Fridays
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If we want to achieve change Everyone must do their bit Everyone except for me Sadly, I’m a hypocrite
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Please do not worry I know the world seems broken But it always was
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Sometimes a fact can be attacked for being inexact But it is, in fact, inexact to claim that a fact is inexact For then it…
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Sunday A day of rest Maybe breakfast in bed But if you live with a toddler Less so
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Dry January Might still be easier than Veganuary I could manage without beer But I’ll always need ice-cream
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Dry January ?A month without any rain? I will drink to that!
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And so here we are in another lockdown. It is officially ‘Lockdown 3’ in England, and we must distinguish between the UK and England, because…
James Proclaims! 